Help Us Offload The Goods.
This gumball machine is vending illicit deals and illicit goods — from a fully functional PVS-14 night vision device to a painstakingly hand-drawn picture from the warehouse intern. The stakes are high, and the prize pool is full of off-the-wall winnings. Vend responsibly.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| 12.62% | $20.97 | |
| 11.36% | $29.98 | |
| 8.83% | $34.99 | |
| Two-Pack Czech M60 Canteen | 6.31% | $23.98 |
| 6.31% | $25.00 | |
| 5.05% | $31.98 | |
| 5.05% | $34.99 | |
| 5.05% | $15.99 | |
| Czech White Lab Coat | 5.05% | $24.99 |
| Surplus Hospital Glass Urine Bottle | 4.69% | $15.00 |
| Gondola Tee | 3.28% | $19.99 |
| Ride The Gumball Tee | 2.62% | $19.99 |
| Swiss M93 Alpenflage Rucksack | 2.57% | $14.99 |
| 2.22% | $89.99 | |
| 1.77% | $29.99 | |
| 1.62% | $14.99 | |
| 1.26% | $27.96 | |
| 1.26% | $30.00 | |
| 1.26% | $169.99 | |
| 1.26% | $44.99 | |
| 1.26% | $69.99 | |
| Warehouse Artifacts | 1.26% | $20.00 |
| Free Conus Shipping for 1 Year | 1.26% | $150.00 |
| 0.86% | $34.99 | |
| 0.76% | $29.96 | |
| 4-Pack Czech Tank Top | 0.61% | $20.00 |
| 2x Flecktarn Field Cap | 0.56% | $23.98 |
| 0.56% | $34.99 | |
| Warehouse Worker Feet Pics | 0.50% | Priceless :) |
| 0.45% | $124.99 | |
| 0.35% | $19.99 | |
| TM-62 Landmine | 0.35% | $54.99 |
| Blem F1 Rucksack | 0.30% | $29.99 |
| 0.30% | $15.99 | |
| Handsome Warehouse Worker Socks (Used, Unwashed) | 0.25% | Priceless |
| Crayon Drawing From Warehouse Intern (Your Prompt) | 0.25% | Priceless |
| 0.25% | $100.00 | |
| 3D Printed Figurine of Judy Hopps from the Motion Picture Zootopia | 0.15% | Priceless :) |
| We Send A Pizza To Your House | 0.10% | $35.00 |
| Spare Parts Special, PVS-14 (US ONLY) | 0.05% | $2,000.00 |
| 0.05% | $500.00 | |
| 0.05% | $49.99 |
